Help me, doofus!

By rabbitoncocaine - 20/04/2012 06:41 - Germany - Unterbreizbach

Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I fail to see how he's the dumbass in this situation.

taniamw 9

Uhmmm. It's called a handbrake ?

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If this was a guy who forgot to park his car correctly, everyone, led by the women of fml, would be calling HIM a dumbass. Don't lie to yourselves, you know it's true.

So you didn't put it in park (or in gear, if it's a manual transmission). You didn't set the parking brake. And you didn't curb the wheels. That's a rare triple YDI. Yeah, it would have been nice if the guy helped, but seriously, learn how to park your car.

LittleGreenPaola 23

You could have parked the car in a wrong way, but I hate when people stare without even trying to help, I usually start yelling at them.

You just put your keys in your purse...how could you not find them? If your purse is that dirty, I suggest you clean it out. Also, YDI for not knowing how to properly park a car. You give all women drivers a bad name.

KiddNYC1O 20

I never seen a clean purse. Women keep everything in there.

I only have a few things in my purse, but the key always seems to fall underneath everything and lodge itself somewhere in the corner.

rcgirl2 11

You're calling a bystander a dumbass when you don't even know how to park your car. YDI

I think it depends on how steep the hill is....

Yep depending on the steepness of the hill it could of been stopped, but next time just pull up the hand brake and it would of stopped rolling.

Scumbag car waits until your key is safely tucked away, er, lost in the depths of a woman's purse before letting you realize the break was off.

kdm_km1 19

A dumbass was watching you? You're calling someone a dumbass...... Lol

Yea, someone doesn't want to get behind a CAR rolling down a hill. They're definitely the dumbass here. YDI