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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 21:54 - United States

Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML

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You deserved it 3 490

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By ScrewedForCheapBag - 14/03/2013 08:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML

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You deserved it 2 626

By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 04:58 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 027

You deserved it 4 123

By Eli - 14/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

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You deserved it 3 648

By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML

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You deserved it 3 234

By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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You deserved it 7 037

By nomorecookies - 06/08/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

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You deserved it 3 822

By Animal_aide - 07/01/2010 18:42 - Canada

Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 040

You deserved it 2 964

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By Lou - 08/05/2024 20:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, someone broke into the underground parking garage. They ignored the Mercedes, the old and new BMWs and the Porsche, and smashed the window of my Fiat 500. They stole a 5€ note. Repair costs: 400€. FML

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You deserved it 105

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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You deserved it 149

By ummWhat? - 23/12/2018 02:00

Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML

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You deserved it 202

tacobird123 7

Sunday 17 October 2010 1:12

HAHAHA COOKIE MONSTER MUGGED YOU XD

docscientist 9

Sunday 17 October 2010 1:13

Was the perp big, furry, and blue?

Comments

robertdr 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 3:00

u shouldve gotten a lower deductible, or fixed the glass for about a 100 dollars you got f¥cked in the butt minus the lube

suprmidgt 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 3:24

people are dirtbags. I just has some little bastard break my window to my truck and didn't steal anything. just broke my f-n window

PacoIsATaco 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 8:57

Yea, sorry about that. :S

evilcartman 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 3:28

go get a permit to carry a gun, handle things with a little Texas Justice.

that_guy_ollie 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 3:39

mee ofc cookies a nomssss!

CrimsonDei 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 3:39

I would imagine that the very same thief is out there somewhere, looking for a lone, abandoned car with milk.

Ian90 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 3:43

Just be glad it wasn't a Klondike bar hah :) the damage could have been far worse!

iHateThisLife 10

Sunday 17 October 2010 3:47

the thief is an idiot!

CoachLlama 5

Sunday 17 October 2010 3:49

Imagine if it had been a peanut butter cookie!

xFaust_fml 12

Sunday 17 October 2010 3:53

Yeah, it would've been sooo much better if they's stolen you your iPod, radio, CDs, laptop etc instead of a cookie... I don't really get OP's logic here.

artemisrox98 10

Sunday 17 October 2010 20:40

The real FML is the price he has to pay for the insurance+repairs just for a darn cookie.

spartan_girl 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 20:58

well, if OP had left a GPS/iPod/computer/whatever within view of the car window, I would be inclined to say YDI for leaving a valuable item in a visible location in your car...but since OP only had a cookie stolen, I feel more inclined to say FYL, because the person who broke into the car apparently had no reason to break in, and OP did nothing to deserve having her car broken into.