Here boy!

By DrakeB - 20/01/2013 16:34 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
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Cashtangoteam 10

That dog is an asshole, but I bet the owner hates their life more. I can see it now: "today my dog ran away...twice. FML."

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olhuma 5

Sorry, you aren't eligible for a FML on this one. The dog is...

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Perception 6

"I thought it would be cute..." Yeah, that's a YDI for sure.

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vbmg152 18

Are you for real?? Don't you know they have trainers for the dogs in the movies? They train them & bribe them with treats to get them to do what they want. This is definitely a YDI.

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sadistmonkey 19

I'll admit that when I initially read it, I immediately thought of the "killing the dog" meaning of "put down". Context obviously disambiguated it though.

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Kittycorn 17

Never try anything you see in movies, unless it's ****.

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pikmini 4

"Put the dog down" is a horrible choice of words.

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OhhKristin 11

next time just hand the owner their dog. I'm sorry your life isn't like some sappy dog movie.

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KirstenZ 6

Hahaha. The dog should've been running away from the owner! Lol!

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kalbrek009 20

Maybe there's a reason it ran away from it's owner...either it wasn't trained/with the owner for very long to have learned to obey, or the owner was abusing it...either way FYL OP...should have taken it to the pound & let them call the owner..they'd be more inclined to tell if the owner was good or bad to the dog

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