Smells, Garden and Animals: Hey guys!

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By pritch44 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML

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By skunked - 18/06/2013 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML

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By moosemay - 06/02/2016 11:42 - Germany - W?rzburg

Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML

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By siannacasey - 03/07/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML

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You deserved it 8 677

Powerful spray

By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 06:00

Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML

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By yif2 - 16/05/2015 11:47 - United States

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

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By Al - 10/03/2010 02:07 - United States

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

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You deserved it 2 921

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 00:01

Today, I spent five hours in the back seat of a car with two dogs. Both had been sprayed by a skunk earlier in the day. One had a gas problem. FML

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You deserved it 212

By StairwayToEvan92 - 09/09/2019 22:00

Today, I ran over my third skunk in over 16 days. I should probably return my driver's license to the DMV. FML

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You deserved it 465

By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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You deserved it 3 440

By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 20:08 - United States - Hobart

Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML

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You deserved it 1 900

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 18 June 2010 0:18

Lol. Time to contact a vet; they usually know how to deodorize. A vet specializing in exotics or maybe even a ferret shelter could possibly point you in the right direction. Just by all means, call them; don't just drop in >.<

Yousoodeservedit 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:16

don't let dogs know where they are. they tend to always get sprayed when they are around which is not fun espicially If they are a house dog

Comments

coley501 0

Friday 18 June 2010 9:36

Sounds like they planned it out. Very stragetic. I'm surprised you survived. Watch out for 4 turtles wearing masks and running on two feet. Cuz, that's the second wave.

ImBetRthanU_fml 0

Friday 18 June 2010 9:49

Wow getting sprayed by six skunks at the one right after another, that's almost boarder line beastialiy.

jizzmode 0

Friday 18 June 2010 11:04

Do the stanky legg :D

banacafalata 0

Friday 18 June 2010 11:47

How could you not know they were there?? surely you'd hear them moving around under there. Also, how did they get there in the first place?

fuzzyfhuck 0

Friday 18 June 2010 14:38

piss in a bottle and spray them back

shadowsbane 0

Friday 18 June 2010 17:08

Skunk'd > Punk'd

blah71 0

Friday 18 June 2010 18:09

The best way to get the skunks to leave and not come back is to spread moth balls all over and huck some under there they hate the smell so they will move to the neighbors.