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By HOLY SHIT, A WALKING SNOWGLOBE - 09/12/2012 21:52 - United Kingdom - Dagenham

Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML
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dashizam 10

So what, it's easily fixed. One flaw is the best you can get! Take it!

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priceyfml 7

She could always use dandruff shampoo, good luck :)

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robo_thunder 13

Now you know what to get her for Christmas. Dandruff shampoo.

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frecktured 14

You should be glad it wasn't a head full of ticks! Anyway, the thought of a miasma of dandruff irks me.

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lilhellian 26

Does anyone else think of miasma as the stuff that almost killed the archer in Inyuyasha?

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DynamicDave 11

I would like to announce that I call dibs on "Miasmic Mist" as a band name.

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perdix 29

You said she's hot. I'd say "Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!"

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priceyfml 7

She's shedding and she knows it

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priceyfml 7

For some reason I read that to the tune if sexy and I know it ... I'll go back to my igloo in Saskatchewan

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ICastillo 24

It's going to be a white Christmas for OP.

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perdix 29

The hot ones are always flaky. In this case, it's literal!

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cmb8280 24

Wish I could like this comment more than once lmao

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donut_gurl 8

so you're gonna write her off because of dandruff? lame.

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Dracoboxer357 35

16- I agree, I'm thinking Op's kinda shallow to write off this beautiful woman who may be very nice and intelligent, simply because of a dry scalp. :p Date her, see if she's fantastic all around before you judge, Op. :p If you can't do that, you don't deserve her anyways. :p

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Quiet_one 22

Dandruff is gross, but if it's that bad she's probably pretty self-conscious about it and is most likely already trying to fix it. If that's the worst thing about her, writing her off just for that is extremely shallow.

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hentaifreak 2

hey I have dandruff too (not that bad though XD) but the way you're describing her dandruff is kind of exaggerated,

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equin0xx 6

Well that's one date you shoul've flaked on.

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CaptainSaveAHoe 11

There snow way that he should've flaked! I would have dove right into the date Head and Shoulders first!

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Accuraxy 10

Hey at least it is a flaw that can be easily fixed. By the way your username made me laugh:)

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DracoSpirita 21

Love your username OP! Totally made my day!

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