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By HOLY SHIT, A WALKING SNOWGLOBE - 09/12/2012 21:52 - United Kingdom - Dagenham

Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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You deserved it 31 749

Don't be that guy

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was set up on my first blind date since my divorce. My expectations were low, but when she showed up, she was a smoking hot. She was way out of my league, she was delightful and kind throughout the date, but my low confidence shined through. That night she acquired an expensive dinner and a stalker. Me. FML

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You deserved it 1 433

By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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You deserved it 4 004

Reverse Uno card

By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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You deserved it 9 909

Next!

By ElodieUNU - 12/07/2013 19:33 - France

Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML

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You deserved it 7 788

The dead art of the PUA

By Anonymous - 25/02/2022 22:00

Today, I went on a blind date. She seemed really nervous, so I tried negging to loosen her up. She decked me. FML

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You deserved it 2 680

Classic

By KDH - 26/01/2024 09:00 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML

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You deserved it 122

By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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You deserved it 2 796

Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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You deserved it 7 635

Oh no…

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

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You deserved it 246

dashizam 10

Monday 10 December 2012 2:56

So what, it's easily fixed. One flaw is the best you can get! Take it!

priceyfml 7

Monday 10 December 2012 2:56

She could always use dandruff shampoo, good luck :)

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andrizzel 6

Monday 10 December 2012 5:03

Don't give up hope, buy her some head & shoulders!

zombiekitten87 12

Monday 10 December 2012 5:07

Could have been flaking hair product like hair spray/mousse etc. sometimes they can flake.

cmb8280 24

Monday 10 December 2012 5:21

It's just dandruff. Your loss. YDI

helpfulperson 9

Monday 10 December 2012 5:35

Gravelord Nito!!!

Zacham 5

Monday 10 December 2012 5:40

dude dandruff is an easy fix

sweetmama88 6

Monday 10 December 2012 5:41

Someone needs to tell her that she as a problem .

Chewiebhz 15

Monday 10 December 2012 5:41

You're as gay as it gets!

ohhhsnapple 14

Monday 10 December 2012 5:41

I love how everyone is rallying for the Dandruff Queen. She deserves love too!

free2speak 14

Monday 10 December 2012 5:43

Where'd my comment go?

shawnagreenbean1 9

Monday 10 December 2012 5:44

Uhh.. who gives a shit? A ton of people have scalp problems, she just happens to be one of them. Ydi for being a douchebag.

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