Kids, Drugs and Health: High on life

High on life

By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

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By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 21:57 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML

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By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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Yummy

By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

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Sorry sweaty

By Tori - 05/02/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML

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By Cookie - 22/12/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

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By erockinthesuburb - 19/02/2013 01:49 - United States

Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML

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By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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Mitz_fml 4

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:16

You did that with a 10 year old in the house? What a moron!

lifeinhd 3

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:13

Brace yourself for millions of ignorant commenters wondering what "special" brownies signify.

Comments

spooner_13 2

Monday 11 January 2010 7:20

jk1006 0

Monday 11 January 2010 7:34

awesome night for your sister

omgtooweird 0

Monday 11 January 2010 7:47

haha imagine the next time brownies r layin around. is she gonna eat then eva again. i bet ur rents fiind out too, jus wait.i bet next time she gonna taste brownies she gonna compare them to ur and ur in for a load of shit

Lane2224 0

Monday 11 January 2010 8:13

for everyone saying the OP should have put them in his room what if they shared a room and i dont know a single person who after a little bit of something sweet being in plain sight that wouldnt eat it even if raised to not take stuff

gangstahjennstah 0

Monday 11 January 2010 8:15

why the hell would you wrap up brownies and put them on the counter when you have a ten year old sister around?! Dumbass!

giosthename 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:20

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies... YDI. Didn't need to read the rest, just YDI.

AxCxDxDx 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:23

Brownie WIN!

lerosa 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:29

does the ten year old like not know how to read?

hotpinklovee 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:39

I LOVE how pretty much every single comments section on the FMLs becomes a legal/ethical debate. Do you people really have nothing better to do with your time? Here's a hint about the stupid arguments you people have: There's no right answer. Everyone wins! But if I was 10 and saw chocolate brownies, I probably would have eaten them regardless of a little sign. Just saying.

hotpinklovee 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 2:52

I'm just saying it's pointless. And I didn't read most of them, thank you very much. Out of your 11 posts, you repeated yourself like 4 times. Just an observation.