Dentist, Painful and Health: Hold still!

Hold still!

By toothache - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. There was a cyst behind one of them, and the dentist decided to extract it - except the Novocaine didn't reach that far back. I raised my hand like they said to do, and the dentist looked at me writing in pain and said, "No, you're fine." FML

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By itsjustnotfair - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dentist asked me about my fillings, so I told him that when I was younger, I had 2 cavities. He replied, "No you didn't. I just looked at your x-rays." Turns out my old dentist ripped me off. I never needed fillings. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 01:34 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML

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This is a low

By Stella - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML

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Handy

By screwed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was teaching a woodshop class. We were using power tools, including drills, and pieces of pine wood. While helping a kid to hold a piece to practice drilling, he went too far forward with the drill. It went through my hand. FML

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Out of my mind

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I underwent surgery and feeling rather groggy upon being awoken, I very loudly declared, "I've always had a thing for doctors. Kiss me?" then promptly giggled, tried to launch myself in a random doctor's arms and fell flat on my face. FML

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Boxing

By Holly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I had to wait in a hospital room because I cut myself with a knife while trying to open a box of soda. After three stitches, I went home only to notice the box has an easy-open tab. FML

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Right back!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, while I was eating spicy wings, I suddenly sneezed. I was sitting in front of a fan and effectively maced myself when my spicy sneeze blew back into my face and eyes. FML

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Freak out

By zAstonish - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and felt deep breathing on my neck. I screamed, fell off the bed and busted my nose. It was just my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 18:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML

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Satisfaction

By thacupcakeassassin - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Shippensburg

Today, I woke up from the most satisfying dream I've ever experienced. Sex related? Nah. I just needed two hands to pull a massive booger from my left nostril. FML

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Panime 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 12:18

You survived to write about it, you're fine. But seriously, you should have socked him in the face.

Liveanotherday 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 12:30

Hmm, can you say lawsuit?

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xMarchofFlamesx 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 16:16

i know how you feel. almost the same thing happened to me...

Tehalon 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 16:41

They had to drill into my bone because else they couldnt pull it out. It hurted so much i wanted to die, when it was over and they pulled the sheet off my face my face was all white and sweat was pouring down. I told em it hurted like hell and they replied "Thats impossible, you got a painkiller". I know what i felt damnit! The other wisdom tooth that got pulled before that didnt hurt at all so its not like its normal to hurt like hell :(

metomentodo 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 16:46

Ouch, that made me cringe.

EggsBenedict 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 17:53

don't they usually put you under for wisdom teeth? that sucks though :(

wolfy_fml 5

Tuesday 10 March 2009 18:07

Did you make a high whine noise in your throat? That is what I did when my novocaine started wearing off. The dentist stopped, asked if I needed more. I nodded and got some more. I hope you at least gave him hell afterwards.

Emrysa 1

Tuesday 10 March 2009 18:24

When I had all four wisdom teeth removed, they put me totally under. Later that night I went bowling and ate potato chips. (Albeit gently.) I never had to take my pain medication. I'm not joking. I guess I got a really good dentist.

Stupoopy 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:10

you should have punched him in the balls then been like "NO YOU'RE FINE ASSHOLE" or more like, "NO YOE HPHINE ATH-HOE!"

Thatswhatshesaid_fml 3

Wednesday 30 March 2011 5:54

lolololol

Aly_fml_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:17

Um, sue for Malpractice. I'm serious. ou should have kicked him and then said "No, you're fine."

lynx_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:26

I'm glad I was unconscious when I got mine out. It was very relaxing.

liveitlearnit 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:39

Oh god, I can't imagine being conscious when they pulled out my wisdom teeth. When I came to, afterward, my entire face was blown up like a balloon and I was drooling uncontrollably in between moaning with pain. On top of that there was so much blood soaking up the gauze that I nearly passed out. You poor baby<3 Sue the bastard.