Hot boy summer

By dumbassbuffet - 11/11/2011 15:53 - Canada

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Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

Wrong kind of ********, champ.

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Alleged_Cranium 7

You don't quite understand what a ******** is? Do you?

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yummcookie 0

We've all been there... Oh wait, we haven't!

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snakeswollower 0

how the hell does that happen lol

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hamsterz 1

Why the **** would your dick be next to a desk fan fucken asshole

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GothicAngel95 16

So I guess you gotten yourself sterile then?

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IronMaiden45 0

why would you do that?

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kristen69 0

Maybe u should just find someone to give u a ******* instead of trying to get a fan to do it. :) :p

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bubo_fml 10

How can anyone in their right mind look at a meat mincing fan menacingly whirling around like a sawmill blade & think, "Yeah...I wanna hit that!" Then again, there's the true story of a fella who lost his balls & shaft while using a motorized buffer to achieve a shangri-la in a machine shop...Some folks will do anything to get their freak on!! A word to the wise? Let patience prevail over the primal urge...Also, stick with (or to?) the hand!

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