How romantic

By fishtacos - 01/12/2014 03:32 - United States - Fontana

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Today, my boyfriend bought me some feminine cleansing wipes for my birthday so I could, "get the hoo-ha spick-and-span." FML
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eyebrowzzz 21

Buy him XS condoms for Christmas and say "they were all out of S but these probably fit you better" ;)

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Raxal 21

One can only wonder what he'll buy you for Christmas...

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otecasacid 22

I mean... It's not really nice of you to expect him to perform on you if you're not properly cleaned.

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amarie2009 22

Everybody is jumping the guy, but could it not be that the girl needs to brush up on how to clean your cootch?

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limabeans101029 20

You shouldn't need cleansing wipes to clean it though. All you need is warm water, other things can cause irritation.

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ThePols 11

"I had you all over for dinner. Fish tacos. Why you gonna play me like that"

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hateredblast 7

Thats the thing about boyfriends - its YOU who chose him, so dont complain when he does stupid shit!

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kalbrek009 20

Idk what to say...by far, one of the most bizarre fmls I've read in the 3+yrs I've been reading them....maybe buy a tiny bottle of lotion & a magnifying glass for his b-day & a card that reads "it puts the lotion on its skin, else it gets the hose"?

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