How romantic

By fishtacos - 01/12/2014 03:32 - United States - Fontana

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Today, my boyfriend bought me some feminine cleansing wipes for my birthday so I could, "get the hoo-ha spick-and-span." FML
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eyebrowzzz 21

Buy him XS condoms for Christmas and say "they were all out of S but these probably fit you better" ;)

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Raxal 21

One can only wonder what he'll buy you for Christmas...

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rebelbelle 17

well at least he cares enough to buy them for you.

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uniformed 13

sounds like he is giving you a hint

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cjwayy 22

Either you don't have food hygiene, or he doesn't know a damn thing about vaginas. Probably the latter.

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lulinator 40

Perhaps I am alone in finding this hilarious. If my boyfriend did that, I'd probably be a little embarrassed, but I'd laugh myself silly at the delivery. Gotta have a sense of humour with intimate issues sometimes.

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psyjoniz 12

do you really think guys want to feel like they gotta tell you to clean your junk? of course we dont. but if you are a dirty ***** with a smelly 'ho-ha' we will eventually point it out. he could have told you straight up your babymaker stinks. at least he was thoughtful enough to buy the solution.

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BananaButt42 9

For a birthday present is a bit much... I bet he wasn't trying to make you offended. I guess he was trying to make it as less awkward as possible in order for you to have great birthday sex.

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kayteakay 26

I just can't wrap my head around this. Why would he ever think this was a good idea!?

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damwoods 12

I bet it was worth it must have that kitty kat that nite

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