Animals: I didn't see you there

I didn't see you there

By SolaceInRage - 20/03/2013 23:53 - United States - Wilmette

Today, I tossed half a sausage to a dog sitting beside a park bench. It wasn't until he lunged for it and dragged the man beside him off of the bench that I realized it was a seeing eye dog. FML

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By Aaron - 07/07/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I took my dog to the dog park and let him off the leash for a bit. He ran straight towards a group of people having a picnic, jumped on their blanket, and devoured half of their food before I could catch him. They were surprisingly forgiving, but I had to buy them lunch to make up for it. FML

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By mr_dinzaster - 30/05/2019 22:00

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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By RC - 25/10/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By Bad boy - 21/09/2023 06:00

Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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Handful

By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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By psh_idontbite - 13/03/2015 03:55 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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ozpunker 20

Thursday 21 March 2013 9:21

I bet the owner didn't see that coming.

cocacola999 27

Thursday 21 March 2013 9:21

A proper seeing eye dog should actually never accept treats from strangers.

Comments

gracehi 31

Thursday 21 March 2013 9:36

What a lousy seeing-eye dog. It's only worth dragging a handicapped human being across the ground behind you for bacon. Any decent seeing-eye dog would have known that.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 21 March 2013 17:41

I'm sorry, but I'd drag a nun and a bunch of homeless kids across the ground for some bacon.

wvcheesehead1 9

Thursday 21 March 2013 10:04

At least you did not throw something for it to fetch, you could have taken the owner for a ride.

KM96 24

Thursday 21 March 2013 10:18

Oh that's such a horrible situation - a simple mistake many people would probably make. I'm sure you apologised ;)

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 21 March 2013 14:59

I don't know if I'd say "many" people would make this mistake. I'm sure most people would notice the vest the dog would be wearing. And also, it's not polite to just give people's dogs food, sometimes for health or behavioral issues, so I would hope that most people would ask first. :P

KM96 24

Thursday 21 March 2013 19:41

Okay, then the odd person - tiny amount of people

Joe9024 20

Thursday 21 March 2013 10:38

Your lucky OP, some people get really bent if you feed their dog

Altar_fml 2

Thursday 21 March 2013 10:49

Did the owner turn a blind eye?

caysters 12

Thursday 21 March 2013 10:51

F YOUR life?!?! How about f the blind mans life. You need to always ask permission before feeding someone else' dog. What you did was incredibly rude. Poor blind man.

notjanedoe 27

Thursday 21 March 2013 11:12

But a badly trained seeing eye dog, they shouldn't be that impulsive, not even about food. Just imagine someone throwing a half eaten hot-dog or something out of a car or into traffic.