I've got the hots for you

By Jarman - 26/07/2012 05:39 - United States - Columbus

Spicy
Today, I had to turn down an offer of what seemed like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushed home to squat down, only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud and a tiny fart. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 136
You deserved it 5 911

Same thing different taste

Top comments

CessOMG 3

I freaking hate it when that happens. FYL.

Comments

alohalili 0

This FML is very detailed eww but srry anyways:/

Bigmoneyshotz 0

Haaaaaa you said sexy time who are you OP? Borat? "I want to make sexy time with you back vajean"

Sexy time!!! bow chicki bow wow " insert more **** music here" ..... "squeeky ass fart".

ScrewedUpMess 15

The wording of this FML is absolutely brilliant!! I'm sorry you missed out on your "sexy time" OP, but you practically made my day!!

I woulda still done sexy time. Just take a poop break in middle.

Next time just say" Hey, I need to go home and shower first. I'll be right back."

That was god saving you from the worst case of crabs in your life

LtBrenton 16

god damn, do the moderators have a hidden scat fetish or something? this is FML, not "hey if it's shit-related it must be funny"

Bamaf22 6

Is it just me or does this guy sound like an immature child?