I've got the hots for you

By Jarman - 26/07/2012 05:39 - United States - Columbus

Spicy
Today, I had to turn down an offer of what seemed like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushed home to squat down, only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud and a tiny fart. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 136
You deserved it 5 911

Same thing different taste

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CessOMG 3

I freaking hate it when that happens. FYL.

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debins33 1

That's gross. Both the fml and the weirdly childish way you phrased the whole thing.

TiffyBear 3

Better safe than sorry lmao ^^

I'm going to scroll down and forget that I ever read this.

I'm going to scroll down and forget that I ever read this.

girlie_201597 4

Sounds like a bad day to me .

I know what yer going through I have IBS. Its worse when you can get arrested for using your medication. (cannabis)