I've got the hots for you

By Jarman - 26/07/2012 05:39 - United States - Columbus

Spicy
Today, I had to turn down an offer of what seemed like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushed home to squat down, only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud and a tiny fart. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 136
You deserved it 5 911

Same thing different taste

Top comments

CessOMG 3

I freaking hate it when that happens. FYL.

Comments

So asking for a blumpkin was out of the question? Sorry OP that sucks!

18ieronimo 4

Retrace your footsteps to her

And there goes my breakfast of brown bread and blackcurrant juice...

theladysman 1

who gives a **** about your shit habbits if you had game you would have had the pussy waiting ob you

bojangles2015 4

You deserve it just for saying "sexy time."

noisebox 1

Too much info, ( butt) lesson learned....