I've got the hots for you

By Jarman - 26/07/2012 05:39 - United States - Columbus

Spicy
Today, I had to turn down an offer of what seemed like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushed home to squat down, only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud and a tiny fart. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 136
You deserved it 5 911

Same thing different taste

Top comments

CessOMG 3

I freaking hate it when that happens. FYL.

Comments

pichu172b 7

The only reason this post was allowed on here is because of the hilarious way it's written.

You could not call the "sexy" girl back after you were done?

I agree you could've called her after you found out it was a false alarm

AClassActx3 7

Just ask her back out, explaining there was an emergency that day

maybe thats gods way of telling that she isnt clean.

You should have let it build up until it was completely unbearable, then let loose the filthy sludge onto her chest.