I won! I won!
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He's that upset over a stupid game? Next time you're in the sack together, concentrate, hit your "O" first, then push him off and tell him you finished first, "AGAIN"... Placing tremendous emphasis on the word "AGAIN". He should be completely emasculated after that and his testicles should recess back into his abdomen. That is what you want after all, isn't it? On second thought, you could let him beat you a couple times at the stupid game and enjoy a happy un-strained sex life. Remember, men have very fragile egos.
next time you guys are going at it in bed start making mario noises "imma mario!" just be immature right back and he wont be able to cum so fast
Next time beat him ruthlessly at the game then when having sex shove something in his behind
Like the controller?
I know how you feel. Rainbow Road is my best course, and my cousins always cheat or try to bump me off the edge of the course, even when I use Bowser as my racer.
poor looser
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Mario Kart is a serious game.
I didn't know it was legal to marry ten year olds.