I won! I won!

By winnerwinner - 02/05/2012 15:46 - United States

Spicy
Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 980
You deserved it 6 875

Same thing different taste

Top comments

HannahMarshall 6

Mario Kart is a serious game.

I didn't know it was legal to marry ten year olds.

Comments

lululu333 7

What a sore loser, puts a game before pleasuring good his wife. Sex in a marriage shouldn't be used as something to punish or get back at their partner, that's ****** up.

wlddog 14

Only in what he is allowed to.

Sundaysilence05 0

dress up like peach and trust me he will let you get in front of him you know what im saying ;)

He's that upset over a stupid game? Next time you're in the sack together, concentrate, hit your "O" first, then push him off and tell him you finished first, "AGAIN"... Placing tremendous emphasis on the word "AGAIN". He should be completely emasculated after that and his testicles should recess back into his abdomen. That is what you want after all, isn't it? On second thought, you could let him beat you a couple times at the stupid game and enjoy a happy un-strained sex life. Remember, men have very fragile egos.

kirrra 11

have you not seen the amount of guys using cosmetics now? and getting waxed and fake tanned! there are entire make up collections and extensive skin care products for men.

next time you guys are going at it in bed start making mario noises "imma mario!" just be immature right back and he wont be able to cum so fast

theonlysweetpea 10

Next time beat him ruthlessly at the game then when having sex shove something in his behind

vic55jets 13

Coming from someone who can't make no one finish

ImafukNskittleYO 4

I bet the track was Rainbow Road... I'd be pissed too. :/

I know how you feel. Rainbow Road is my best course, and my cousins always cheat or try to bump me off the edge of the course, even when I use Bowser as my racer.

theevilduchess 12