I won! I won!

By winnerwinner - 02/05/2012 15:46 - United States

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Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML
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HannahMarshall 6

Mario Kart is a serious game.

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ILoveEggnog 7

I didn't know it was legal to marry ten year olds.

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skyeyez9 24

Don't have sex with him. Whats the point if your hubby is being selfish during the act?

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Ruffclue 9

Somebody is taking private lessons from Mario.

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dellis44 7

your husband is a wise man

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lialikesapplepie 0

Best form of punishment ever! Maybe he'll whip you next, OP! BRING OUT THE HANDCUFFS.

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Streetracer15 9

Then he must not like going along time if he does early

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Calyx_fml 21

Sit on his face and ride him like a bad pony until you cum a wet mess all over his mouth. Then roll over and go to sleep.

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misterjez 15

What's the point of that he'd probably get off too. Hardly punishment.

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josephhaynes1990 1

11, it's gotten to the point that I thumb you down when I see your username.

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iwishforagini 4

I would do the same.

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Webslinger66 10

I agree with the guy. It's like taking his balls away if you beat him at video games

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