Intimacy: Imitation

Imitation

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, my husband and I were having sex in the shower while our 5-year old was sleeping. Apparently, she wasn't sleeping and she asked me what those loud noises were. I told her I was singing. Now I can't get her to stop "singing" in the shower. FML

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By Anonymous user - 09/08/2018 06:00

Today, my mom laughed about hearing me singing in the shower and told our whole family. I wasn't singing, though. I was masturbating. FML

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By deargodthepain - 02/02/2014 16:53 - United States

Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML

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Stop that now

By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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Wanker!

By EmbarrassedBather - 09/06/2019 00:00

Today, while I was showering, someone left a note on the bathroom door that read, "We can all hear you masturbating. Shut the hell up." I don't know what's more embarrassing, that everyone in my house thought I was masturbating or that I was actually singing. FML

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Scarred for life

By Guess who's back - 10/07/2022 10:00 - Australia - Homebush

Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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Keep it down

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

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No more yodelling

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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purplestuff_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:03

Ugh. I don't get why you can't just hold in your moan. Atleast take it out with breathing.. ******* hate when my mom screams for ages. Yeah, I'm a sick little bastard, I know.

PositiveChillout 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:05

Just make sure she doesn't shower when you're having company over!!

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shelbysue282 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:32

hahah thats actually really funny. i dunno. dont yell at her for it tho...she'll just do it more. eventually she's gonna get bored with "singing" in the shower and she'll stop. good luck though

PureGold 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:35

You could have been quieter about that when you knew your kid was in the house. Putting a 5-year-old down for a nap doesn't mean they'll actually fall asleep. YDI, definitely.

beautifulskies 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:23

Exactly what I was thinking. They can't just "stop being horny when your kids are around" just do it quietly geniuses. Obviously you woke her up because she asked you what all those LOUD noises were. Take her to gramma's house next time.

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:43

YDI for ******* while the kid is at home. Wait 'til they're at a sitter's or something. Damn.

thuryn 2

Sunday 21 June 2009 8:09

Could you be any more crass or insensitive? Parents have it hard enough without you mouthing off. I'm sure they could have been more discreet, but still. It's embarrassing, and THAT'S ALL.

lexilovesyou 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:55

Ahaha Thats Funny. Agree with number 2

Shithappens360 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:57

You might get a phone call from her school if she decides to "sing" at the talent show xD

egaonogenki 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:10

You should've told her "None of your business" and/or "I'll tell you when you're older."

alexgisforme3 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:11

you shouldnt do that around your kid. then you avoid things like this. you shouldnt have lied to her either. i just dont know what to say really, its seems kind of unbelievable.

Rawrrr14 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:13

ahahahahhaha I remember when I was little and my parents used to lock their door and take a "nap".... riiiight. man, I am scarred for life. I feel bad for your daughter.