Intimacy: In the heat of the moment

In the heat of the moment

By B - 31/01/2012 20:36 - Netherlands

Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted, "Nice to meet your dad, I hope we didn't look too horny." A few minutes later, he replied, "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML

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Never trust the messenger

By Teamarie - 11/08/2009 15:21 - United States

Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML

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Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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By thefuckedupbunny - 18/08/2019 20:00

Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML

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It's not what you think!

By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 07:20 - United States - Valencia

Today, my boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, my hand hit his shoulder and I dropped my phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, my dad was staring at us from outside. He still appears to think I was giving him head. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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Priorities

By MacBook - 14/05/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, my dad was in town for a day. We only had about 3 hours to do something so we left right away. Right as we were about to leave my dad's slutty girlfriend came by for a "surprise visit". My dad told me he would be right back. They had sex for 2 hours and 45 minutes. In total, we talked for 15 minutes. FML

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By KatieB - 04/04/2012 21:11 - United Kingdom - Newark

Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML

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By Lisa - 02/01/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

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By peaaaak - 03/06/2011 10:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

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angrymexican 8

Wednesday 1 February 2012 0:19

In your boyfriends case, doesn't matter, had sex

GreenAppleDP 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 0:19

And this is why it's good to lock your phone with a pass code. That's entirely too awkward.

Comments

YoungHomie 6

Wednesday 1 February 2012 4:28

well it's not your fault that his dad had his phone you thought you were texting your bf

brock329 3

Wednesday 1 February 2012 4:37

"Doesn't matter had sex!"

AICR 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 4:39

I'm surprised you remembered to go to the doctor

taytaylal 11

Wednesday 1 February 2012 4:47

Seeing his parents again won't be awkward at all...

brock329 3

Wednesday 1 February 2012 5:00

Not at all

rangxp 2

Wednesday 1 February 2012 13:05

Hey wudd up

BrickWalls 2

Wednesday 1 February 2012 5:32

But but isn't it cold in the Netherlands Awww ._.

BrickWalls 2

Wednesday 1 February 2012 5:32

But but isn't it cold in the Netherlands Awww ._.

gpoquiqui 5

Wednesday 1 February 2012 5:32

Lol the names of 14, 20, and 25 match their comment so well .

CRC_101 31

Wednesday 1 February 2012 5:36

It must have been fun for your boyfriend to cover for that >_> "We were playing soccer?" That's just bad timing on your part, honestly. Hopefully he's a good persuader. Looking "heated" isn't that incriminating; you just have to know how to play it off right without making the situation too awkward. F your boyfriend's L.