Intimacy: In the heat of the moment

In the heat of the moment

By B - 31/01/2012 20:36 - Netherlands

Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted, "Nice to meet your dad, I hope we didn't look too horny." A few minutes later, he replied, "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML

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By Teamarie - 11/08/2009 15:21 - United States

Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML

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Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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By thefuckedupbunny - 18/08/2019 20:00

Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML

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It's not what you think!

By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 07:20 - United States - Valencia

Today, my boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, my hand hit his shoulder and I dropped my phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, my dad was staring at us from outside. He still appears to think I was giving him head. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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You deserved it 47 214

Priorities

By MacBook - 14/05/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, my dad was in town for a day. We only had about 3 hours to do something so we left right away. Right as we were about to leave my dad's slutty girlfriend came by for a "surprise visit". My dad told me he would be right back. They had sex for 2 hours and 45 minutes. In total, we talked for 15 minutes. FML

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You deserved it 4 187

By KatieB - 04/04/2012 21:11 - United Kingdom - Newark

Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML

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By Lisa - 02/01/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

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By peaaaak - 03/06/2011 10:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

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angrymexican 8

Wednesday 1 February 2012 0:19

In your boyfriends case, doesn't matter, had sex

GreenAppleDP 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 0:19

And this is why it's good to lock your phone with a pass code. That's entirely too awkward.

Comments

Bladeofarzeal 6

Wednesday 1 February 2012 13:29

Here in NL, some parents care, even through a text, :) Bad luck for OP's bf, though she could've been more discrete...

caysters 12

Wednesday 1 February 2012 14:20

I'm sitting here thinking that of you live WITH the parents... How long have you been dating if he just met you?? And if it hasn't been long, why the hell are you sleeping with him so quickly?

Jonkbaby 22

Wednesday 1 February 2012 15:01

open time to bring the pain

CremeEggs 6

Wednesday 1 February 2012 15:16

I can't sit by the heater =(

k1te 4

Wednesday 1 February 2012 17:25

i agree with 143. there are many things wrong with this fml. if his dad is old enough to care you also shouldn't be having a quicky.

cartmanlover69 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 19:50

Haha that's funny

bspiper87 7

Wednesday 1 February 2012 19:58

If he was my son I would have congratulated him. Unless you look like that girl on crybaby

badcompany2205 1

Wednesday 1 February 2012 23:02

Hmmm...if his dad is still picking him up maybe you guys shouldn't be having sex.

BlackCloudedSldr 5

Thursday 2 February 2012 2:50

So how was he holding your phone if you just texted him? He replied to your phone using your phone? This actually makes no sense. And this stupid shit sight won't post my one and only fml.

Ken14_fml 3

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:10

I know that feeling. My girlfriend sent me a text after our first time saying "last night was amazing" my dad just happened to be in the kitchen holding my phone yelling at me for being out all night with her and coming home late.