Transportation: In transit

In transit

By Kens - 20/05/2009 00:51 - Canada

Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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By MarMar - 15/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

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By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By ... - 18/02/2018 01:30

Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML

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Disclosure

By ummm eww - 12/06/2020 20:05

Today, my friend and I decided to have a "special intimate" moment together at his house. As soon as I start to really get into it, he said to me, "I sort of wanna do your mom." Way to kill the mood. FML

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The Wire

By whorica139 - 02/09/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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Bleep_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:56

What kind of attention ***** discusses raunchy details of their sex life on the bus, loud enough for others to hear, anyway?

offmycloud 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:59

Eww. You're THAT person on the bus, who talks about the dumbest, most disgusting things as loud as you can. You totally deserve it.

Comments

MoonTiger 4

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:05

I hope his mom will tell him everything... YDI

eliz3 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:14

People like you piss me off beyond belief. Nobody wants to hear your slutty stories. In a public place? Seriously, just **** off.

RLG 7

Wednesday 29 June 2011 2:10

then don't listen, but I agree with you I hate it especially when they're so loud

milkradio 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:20

LOL dumbass. You deserve that for sure. No one wants to hear that.

slipkid 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:29

wow on a bus? YDI, nobody wants to hear that! especially his mom!

aphrodita 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:43

In the name of all the people who ride buses on a daily basis, please stop talking about your sex life while on a bus. Nobody wants to hear it, and some common courtesy really wouldn't hurt here.

Stunt_fml 5

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:59

I love smart mothers. Didn't yours teach you not to kiss and tell? What happens behind closed doors should stay there, unless you're behind other closed doors with your girlfriend. No need to share anything that private on a phone or computer.

Masenko7 12

Wednesday 20 May 2009 13:02

Today, my mom called and told me that my girlfriend was bragging about our sex life in public. Not only that, but she called me again to inform me that my girlfriend had posted that story on fmylife. FML.