Intimacy: Inappropriate - FML

Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 19:39 - Ireland - Mountmellick

Spicy

Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML

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By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

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You deserved it 6 052

By charlieg9 - 30/08/2013 12:33 - United States - East Meadow

Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML

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You deserved it 15 866

By Anonymous - 08/11/2015 06:15 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML

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You deserved it 2 127

Oh yeah, wait what…?

By Phyllis79 - 28/07/2024 00:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was having lunch with a friend when I went on a rant about how much I really dislike my boss, ranting about all his annoying habits. After a long tirade, my friend looked at me awkwardly and said, "You do realize he's my uncle, right?" FML

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You deserved it 454

By Oops - 04/07/2014 17:35 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML

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You deserved it 43 582

With military bearing

By Pin Chi - 20/02/2022 14:00

Today, my sister’s son, who adores me, started calling me, “my funny uncle.” I was later informed this is also a euphemism for an uncle who molested you. I didn't know, and now he won’t stop saying it. FML

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Great conversation starter

By balkangirl94 - 23/12/2011 07:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

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You deserved it 3 736

The long game

By Not this again.... - 26/09/2023 10:00 - United States - Staten Island

Spicy

Today, I visited my Grandma's house, and my uncle happened to be there. As expected, and all the time, he greeted with his signature shit-eating, "I see what you did there" face. He's been doing that to me ever since he saw me masturbating when I was a little kid. I'm 47, married, and have 2 kids now. FML

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You deserved it 145

By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML

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You deserved it 21 156

Or does he?

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 00:30

Today, I read a message from someone on Instagram asking if I wanted to "hook up with a nice guy sometime." It was my uncle – he doesn't recognize his own family before messaging them. FML

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Top comments

shippingboat 8

Saturday 25 April 2015 8:58

That's equal parts disgusting and terrifying.

Axelerate 23

Saturday 25 April 2015 9:00

You definitely want to follow the buddy system when you're around him

Comments

eweidl12 6

Saturday 13 June 2015 0:29

he should be put in jail for that

TheLittleOnion 18

Sunday 14 June 2015 5:36

Please do yourself a favor and stay away from him! Get some pepper spray, and you are even allowed to have a Taser. Especially stay away when that man's on the juices. People just don't think at that point. Stay safe!

skyblueprincess 17

Thursday 9 July 2015 17:05

That's SICK

Kindeyu1005 14

Wednesday 6 January 2016 10:18

Time to move.

Addiction333 14

Friday 12 February 2016 16:36

The power of being a hot girl. Everyone wants to **** you. Even your uncle. Even your dad. Even your brother. Get used to it.

Startled_Toenail 21

Saturday 23 April 2016 5:42

"Incest in the morning! 97.1"

Marialenachan 9

Thursday 26 May 2016 17:09

That's really f.cked up o..O

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