Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 19:39 - Ireland - Mountmellick

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Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML
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shippingboat 8

That's equal parts disgusting and terrifying.

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Axelerate 23

You definitely want to follow the buddy system when you're around him

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BoeingAirbus 4

Wincest? Where are the spiderman pictures?

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ApplePie1994 27

I'd say tell the police, but the police in this country can be tossers at times. Seriously, though, you should talk to a parent about that. That is creepy as ****.

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AstridMissle 12

Voting this the most disturbing fml today

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TemperanceRiley 15

umm never be around him alone ever! especially if he is drunk!

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ryebread94 9

my schizophrenic uncle who I haven't seen in 13 years tried to take me home with him when I moved back to my birth town...im five months pregnant. I know your pain.

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Fmlreadermostly 20

Now THAT is where you practice the buddy system. That's more than a passing comment and really. If he gets worse, restraining order.

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Fmlreadermostly 20

While it may be creepy, he may have meant it as a compliment. Some people just don't know how to explain things. Also, grow up all of you. I know those thoughts aren't right, and maybe we shouldn't share, but they happen. That's life. Pray for them and yourself and move on! Appreciate what you have.

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Algorithm 24

"they happen. That's life." No, it's really ******* not. That's a creepy potential sexual predator with issues. Normal, healthy people do not think that about their nieces. If I say "your head is soo pretty, I'd like to shoot you like a deer and hang you on my wall", regardless of how I meant it, it's not complimentary. Same story.

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qlortin_fml 7

Of course. Because everybody knows sex and murder are the same :)

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