Money and Work: Infuriating

Infuriating

By Lauren - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full-time job at one work place would be too "depressing." I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 089

You deserved it 8 821

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2021 20:01

Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 050

You deserved it 131

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I agree, your life sucks 1 377

You deserved it 143

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2023 16:00

Today, my husband has a chronic illness and can't work. We have 2 special needs kids who need a lot of assistance. Rent continues to go up and went up this year $570 for a total of $1800. I've taken up a second job to make ends meet, but it's increasing my depression. FML

I agree, your life sucks 935

You deserved it 176

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By Let Me go - 27/08/2022 02:00

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I agree, your life sucks 1 095

You deserved it 241

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Today, I found out my husband's new income since leaving his old job. He decided to leave a $130,000 job for a $47,000 job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 366

You deserved it 456

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2019 20:30

Today, my husband had to quit his job. Five months ago, we paid a deposit on a brand new house, and the title and mortgage need to be finalized next week. His work is forcing him out because he wanted to do his job safely and to a high standard of workmanship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 142

You deserved it 198

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Today, my wife, who has been unemployed for over two years, had a $415k job offer rescinded, all because the hiring manager thinks she might be a Karen (Yes, she is). My job contract ended last month, so we have no income. FML

I agree, your life sucks 739

You deserved it 199

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00

Today, I quit my job, mainly because I didn't work enough hours and thus, earn enough money. In the past, they said there isn't any other paid work they could provide. They've now added different tasks, more money, and more hours to the position. I'm helping to find a replacement for a job I would otherwise apply to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 990

You deserved it 165

By blah blah - 28/02/2019 14:00

Today, I tried convincing my husband to spend his day off work with me because we both work a lot, and have almost no time to spend together. His literal response was, “I’d rather pick a shift up at work.” FML

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You deserved it 293

By Anonymous - 24/06/2018 20:30

Today, I was fired from my job for "lack of work". What that means is that my boss hired his good-for-nothing lazy son, who then got too big of a mortgage, and he had to let me go to pay him a higher salary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 989

You deserved it 212

almedalove 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:58

Divorce

MCVelvet1497 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:58

And you married him because ...

Comments

ashmichelle85 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:28

Honestly, I say you block him from accessing any funds, leave the bills and find a friend or relative to stay with for a week or so...leave him to figure shit out on his own!

jasminrox10 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:30

i think u meant to put ass not ars and btw u shud dump his ass and do wat he does dnt work either!!!!!

IsBitchBetter 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:56

Wow! Just wow.

neonblue120 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 1:00

You seem to be making great decisions first a shitty career and then a crappy guy... Common element?

49thdevil 7

Wednesday 10 August 2011 1:05

what a dumb arse

raphanne_fml 33

Wednesday 10 August 2011 1:23

#114 Offspring reference :)

ladeizy 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 1:34

The ****?? What kinda dumbass would do that!!!!! D;

lackofcorporate 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 1:45

I'm happy for you.

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 10 August 2011 1:52

Wow, you're lucky he doesn't think it's depressing sitting at home all day waiting for the same tired overworked wife to turn up each evening. Otherwise he'd probably start looking around for something to ease his boredom. Just saying.

zenti 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 2:05

A full time job at one work place sounds like he's working two jobs, or wants to. There is only one side of the story here, but I'm not really buying it. It'd be great to have a $100k job, and if I were given the opportunity I'd probably take it, if I knew I could do it. However, in the end it's his decision and if he feels that it won't make him happy, then he shouldn't have to take it just because you want him to. He could at least try it for a while though, you never know.