Instructions

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
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sLap_fml 0

i definitely don't think that's a fml, i think that's rather cute. he wasn't scared to say that he had no idea what to do, which means he obviously wanted to please you since he was asking you what to do.

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LyuboLove 0

lol that would so be me on my first time although that's why we have the internet.... it helps a lot haha

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effthis 0

in and out.. repeat..

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happierthenyou 0

at least he asked you?

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mehwhateverr 0

i hate all these sex fmls. 1. how was he supposed to know what to do? 2. this is hardly an fml. grow up.

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Claeric 0

Girls on FML seem to put WAY too much importance into sex. There's nothing worse here than girls who get upset because their boyfriend, WHO HAS TO DO MOST OF THE WORK, doesn't know what to do HIS FIRST TIME. Jesus christ. I'm glad I will never go near a girl in that way.

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Paulspacefdot 0

You have a golden opportunity to train him up right :-) Get a 12 pack of condoms, and a couple porno movies and a room with a lock. When you finally come out, you'll BOTH know what to do! LOL.

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luvurfacexo 0

My husband said that to me the first time we had sex too. It was adorable, I thought. I just looked at him and was like "Uhh, you could try... moving?!" He's the best lover i've had now, not so much then. ;) Stick with it, it'll get better!

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Jabulls 0

Oh man what? What made him think that you were more capable of figuring out what to do with HIS stuff? Lol.

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roflmaonade 2

i agree with 111, either that or he doesnt have a working penis. honestly, if your man-instincts don't kick in once youre in physical contact with your naked girlfriend there are only two explanations: he's a 1 second wonder or he's mentally incompetent. tell him to pick to crochet or something.

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