Insult to adultery
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Holy shit, man I'm so sorry for you
It's sad how many people are unfaithful nowadays. Is it that hard to keep your pants on? I'm sorry, OP. I hope they end up alone.
It's more than being able to keep one's pants on. We live in a culture of instant gratification. All people care about are themselves.
That's like adding insult to injury. Sorry OP.
Good one...
OP probably complained to his wife after his second arrest, saying "**** the police," thus prompting his wife's action!!!
He can lose his badge for that
Well, what were you arrested for?
getting real tired of seeing this question format.
there's only so many times you can read the exact same question before you're like wtf. this question is no longer funny. everyone has butchered it. I may get thumbed down now, but I guarantee you now that someone has said it, everyone will suddenly "be sick of this".
While it sucks you were cheated we don't know why she did, but we can guess if you have a habit of getting arrested yeah that might be part of it.
True, but depending divorce may hard to do. Getting a divorce can cost quite a bit. The OP seems kinda lax about the fact he's been arrested multiple times. At this point the wife probably just gave up on him. It's kind of important what was he arrested for? Unpaid ticket or did he get a dui or something?
Maybe I completely misunderstood, but I got the impression that OP never actually did anything and the cop arrested him out of personal interest. Hence all the he-can-get-his-badge-taken-away-for-that, conflict-of-interest and other such comments. If the arrests were justified (which seems unlikely, considering it was the same officer performing the arrest both times), this is a whole different story, though still pretty messed up. If OP is, in fact, innocent, the cop should not have the power he has.
Looks like you and your wife both are getting screwed by the law.
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I'm guessing he wants you out of the picture.
Wow. No donuts for him.