Insult to adultery

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I found out that the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML
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Sekkaichi 12

I'm guessing he wants you out of the picture.

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JJJJJakkkkeee 6

It's sad how many people are unfaithful nowadays. Is it that hard to keep your pants on? I'm sorry, OP. I hope they end up alone.

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M3DIC4T3 29

It's more than being able to keep one's pants on. We live in a culture of instant gratification. All people care about are themselves.

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imtooshy 18

This takes the neighbourhood watch program to a whole other level. Guess he's dipping more than just his donuts :-( sorry OP

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_wraith 15

That's like adding insult to injury. Sorry OP.

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perdix 29

I guess it's not just the arm of the law that is long ;)

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Soninuva 41

OP probably complained to his wife after his second arrest, saying "**** the police," thus prompting his wife's action!!!

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starflyer59 17

getting real tired of seeing this question format.

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mvc3ftw 17

Would you like to see the question in another format?

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starflyer59 17

there's only so many times you can read the exact same question before you're like wtf. this question is no longer funny. everyone has butchered it. I may get thumbed down now, but I guarantee you now that someone has said it, everyone will suddenly "be sick of this".

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lifesucks1217 6

sorry to hear that OP wish they best for you

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Axel5238 29

While it sucks you were cheated we don't know why she did, but we can guess if you have a habit of getting arrested yeah that might be part of it.

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Scynistr 20

Still doesn't excuse cheating on him though. If it were that big of an issue she should have just divorced him.

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Axel5238 29

True, but depending divorce may hard to do. Getting a divorce can cost quite a bit. The OP seems kinda lax about the fact he's been arrested multiple times. At this point the wife probably just gave up on him. It's kind of important what was he arrested for? Unpaid ticket or did he get a dui or something?

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fsomelife 26

Maybe I completely misunderstood, but I got the impression that OP never actually did anything and the cop arrested him out of personal interest. Hence all the he-can-get-his-badge-taken-away-for-that, conflict-of-interest and other such comments. If the arrests were justified (which seems unlikely, considering it was the same officer performing the arrest both times), this is a whole different story, though still pretty messed up. If OP is, in fact, innocent, the cop should not have the power he has.

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Cheeley 17

Looks like you and your wife both are getting screwed by the law.

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