Insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 232
You deserved it 5 916
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FlipTaco 0

Probably not. His favorite instrument is probably the radio.

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majorboom47 0

Camouflage is a redneck's favorite color or an idiot's

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morgan020 0

same here. my husbands favorite color if you want to call it that would be camo. more than half his wardrobe is camo. and no we don't have an engine hanging from the tree in the yard so we aren't rednecks...yet :)

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CallMeHush 0

So, I'm sitting here in my favorite camo shorts eating a fluffernutter with my two hunting dogs (they love peanut butter) wondering, what if your favorite color is chrome? That is probably too unsophisticated also, snobs. ;D

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betseyville 6

You know you're a redneck if...

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youthink_fml 0

Learn to read people. He never said his girlfriend left him BECAUSE the new guy liked camo. His liking camo has nothing to do with it.

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neko_ceko 3

Yeah, he said it in as "my gf left me for a guy that thinks camo is a color", not that the color is a reason why, I think

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Laurendorcus 0

How do you know he likes Camo? Was he a friend of yours?

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dfarrey 0

Wow. People are misreading this one. She didn't leave him for the other guy BECAUSE his favorite color is camouflage; she left him for the other guy AND his favorite color is camouflage. Post hoc non ergo propter hoc, lupae.

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iamchuck 0

u Is kurekt. thnx 4 letin mi no

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snickerfudles 0

only like 3 ppl understand doodles most of the time

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iamchuck 0

Three seems kind of high.

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Puolukka 4

Finally I can be a smartass... "Stultior quam asinus es." would be more like it. Usually in Latin the conjugated verb is found at the end of the sentence and "he, she, it" etc. are rarely used because the ending of the verb already provides that information... ;)

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sourgirl101 28

He's not saying that's the reason she lefted him. He's saying he likes camouflage. She still would of lefted your ass if he liked hot pink. Three years is usually the breaking point in a relationship. Rebound chics watch out!

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killabee 0

Is it red-neck, snuff-chewing, racist "cuz I was raised that way", "lets get married and have a muddin' party" camo? Your obvious resentment makes me think so. :D

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mikeyl 0

Dont Hate. Lol. some of us like snuff, but the wedding and reception of mudding is a little extreme

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killabee 0

Have you ever seen "My Big Redneck Wedding" on CMT? And don't worry, I don't hate. I am only so knowleagable because it is my heritage. :) Ah, the appalachian foothills.

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morgan020 0

I love that show. my husband and I wanted to do something like that for our wedding but my mom said no. too bad. would've been one hell of a party.

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TattedDownJah 2

Man idk what happen between yah'll but that's jus plain funny Lmao

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