Break-ups and Love: Insult to injury - FML

Insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

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You deserved it 5 916

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Secret

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

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You deserved it 2 890

Scary!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 229

You deserved it 5 885

Treat yourself

By birthday bash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 214

You deserved it 5 241

Been there, done that

By hlewrn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Centreville

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

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You deserved it 34 863

Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 803

You deserved it 163

Friends

By justfriends - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 345

You deserved it 2 605

Deal or no deal?

By toughlove - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 597

You deserved it 2 700

Sketchy

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Austria

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

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You deserved it 3 197

Sounds promising

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 775

You deserved it 3 237

Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

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You deserved it 775

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Top comments

superspi 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:04

is that the Only reason?

FlipTaco 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:16

Probably not. His favorite instrument is probably the radio.

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hailphire130 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 1:55

is he black by any chance?

cam007_fml 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 2:34

My truck is camoflauge. Sterotypes always bite you in the ass.

Santaswords 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 2:56

camouflauge is a cool color

1234512345cj 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 3:29

WTF that's not even a color!!?!?!

fezalex 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 3:29

camo is a gud color

me5 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 3:32

That can only mean WAR

XCeCAR29xc 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 3:45

this ones just dumb

liv2011 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:04

hey camoflauge is an awesome color!!!!

imcole 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:05

Guys, really? Camo isn't a color. the OP is saying he was left by a girl for a moron who thinks it IS a color. and guys that dress in camo are the biggest douches ever. It's funny as hell when I see camo shortsxD

niesenator 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:07

I would leave you too. If you don't own or like camo you are not a man. You've probably never shot a gun either. Personally I likey men to be many. Farmers and hicks is how it works round here lol plus you're from Canada! you should be a fishing and hunting junkie!

mlipro 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 5:18

I'm Canadian. All we eat is beer and bacon. We snowmobile to work or school, some kids ride polar bears. There is snow everywhere, and we live in igloos. Stereotypical enough?

krs500 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 8:42

so you like your men to be many... how many?

krs500 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 8:42

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xx_kaelen_xx 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 13:19

haha I'm from georgia and well most guys here are camo loving men! sooo I see nothing wrong with camo...we have freaking camo duct tape :)) so camo dominates here and yes it is a color!

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Today, I was in yoga class. We were in downward-facing dog pose, and the male instructor stood behind me and gave me an assist/adjustment by pulling upward on my hips. As I left the class, I realized that was the most intimate touch I've ever received from a man. I'm a 25-year-old straight woman. FML

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Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, where I loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy, and settled in to enjoy the movie. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML

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Today, I was at the store with my father. As we were leaving, he grabbed a baguette, put it by his crotch, and took a picture with his phone. I'm starting to feel like the parent here. FML

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Today, I found out that my best friend of 25 years, who doesn't believe that her boyfriend raped me, unfriended me on Nintendo Switch online. FML

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You deserved it 172

Today, I called my daughter a wimp and insisted her pain can't be that bad. She left in tears. Later, I got a call from her doctor informing me that she has trigeminal neuralgia, one of the most painful diseases known to man. I'm an asshole. FML

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Today, I’m the only one in my family who's ever taken Covid seriously. This seemed to really annoy my siblings, so much so that they chased me, pulled off my mask, and dramatically coughed all over me. We’re all adults and though they found it hilarious, I’ve been having panic attacks all day. FML

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Today, there was a fire alarm in my dorm. Just as I was leaving my room, a lady in the hallway told me that it was a drill and they'd be inspecting rooms, so I would need to leave my door unlocked. When I came back, my room was trashed and my laptop, speakers, and jewelry were gone. FML

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Today, I had to listen to Lou Bega's 'Mambo Number 5' on constant replay for 3 hours, because my little sister was trying to learn a dance for a recital. It would have been even longer than 3 hours, but she then realized that she was dancing to the wrong song. FML

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