Insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
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FlipTaco 0

Probably not. His favorite instrument is probably the radio.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Camouflage: The 8th color of the rainbow :] ....We better hide this information from the Skittles corporation.

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ScaryyMary 14

I love venison! Camo Skittles, here I come! :D

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xx_kaelen_xx 0

ummm nothing wrong with camo.

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underpaid011 0

consider yourself lucky. guys who wear camo are either in Iraq or Afghanistan - or they are incredible douchebags. or big time rednecks. she will be living in a craptastic trailer in the woods in no time.

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morgan020 0

not all rednecks live in a craptastic trailer. some of us live in regular houses. but we also tend to put more of an emphasis on family and friends and our truck than on our house so it's not that big of a deal to us. but if it meant that I could hunt from my back porch then you bet your ass I'd live in a craptastic trailer cuz that would be freakin awesome!!! I'd then hop in my ole cummins with a camo paint job to go pick it up

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mlipro 0

Well, considering like 90% of stores have at least one piece of camouflage clothing (shirts, pants, etc.) I bet more who aren't in the army wear more camo then people serving. Secondly, the OP never said that he wore camo. Thirdly: Maroon is a colour you stupid ****. I think moron is the word your looking for... BTW it describes you well.

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Ultimate_Cynic 0

Nyeh heh heh. What a maroon! Watch more Bugs Bunny.

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aardvarkish 16

thanks for the culture note Mr U how can you explain the beauty of the blue sky to the color-blind?

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Bullet4MyChemaMo 12

Today, I realised that my girlfriend's ex knows my favourite 'colour'. FML. Today, I found out that my boyfriend's favourite colour is camouflage. I also found out that my ex stalks my current boyfriend. FML. Look at it from their point of view, and you'll see why you're her ex.

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xxcolleendavisxx 0

geez, "camo" is basicly just dark green with some medium green when used like that. and, it's not necessarily redneck either. when worn with black, it's kind of goth. just sayin.

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canzo378 0

camouflage is not a color.... and is not a fml

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ANTONKR 0

Girls love army/air force/navy/marine guys.

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xx_kaelen_xx 0

haha I know I do :) mhmm I love me some men in uniform

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