Insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
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FlipTaco 0

Probably not. His favorite instrument is probably the radio.

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dfarrey 0

wow, this was supposed to be a response to something...... whatever.

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mikeyl 0

The guy she left him for is obviously a red neck so none of yall should be surprised, Lady's Love Country Boys.

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mikeyl 0

Well Piano...No, Guitar, Bass and Keybord...Yes, and I only posted that twice, to two different people. And "Lady's Love Country Boys" is a song. So yeah, it is Musical and your doubting people that you dont even know.

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mikeyl 0

Classical Piano...No, Keyboad is i guess a style but its a little different type of music.

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DeepSouthEmoKid 0

red neck does not = country lol

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morgan020 0

gotta have a dodge though. can't be having none of that ford shit.

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PsychoMerk 0

so? my favorite colors are light tan and dark black ;0

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Insert_Wit_Here 0

It's like, how much more black could it get? And the answer is none. None more black.

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Boddmon 0

I prefer more of an in-between black. Dark is too dark and Light is too light for my liking. Medium-black is the way to go.

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iamchuck 0

Nice. Medium black rocks. Well, maybe just sways to the beat, but either way....

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succubusprime 0

She left you for a thirteen year old? No one listens to bury your dead anymore.

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Shootojunkie 0

Maybe he just listens to a lot of HxC in general, but I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought of that horrible band.

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issa_rubar 0

I'm a girl and camo is my favorite color. what the hell is wrong with that??

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Hairy_Walrus 0

Camouflage is a pattern, not a color.A color is just that, 1 color, camouflage has multiple colors, see the difference? The latter is plural.

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mikeyl 0

Most colors are made up of more than one color mixed together there are only a handful of true colors, Camo's the same way, just not mixed as well. lol. ever think of that smart guy?

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succubusprime 0

there's nothing wrong with being a lesbian or transgendered. Be proud of who you are!

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Hairy_Walrus 0

@mikeyl In no way am I trying to start something here, but once multiple colors are "mixed" they then become one solid color, with no visible shifting between the two. I.E. Blue and Red = Purple, not half red half blue, it becomes one solid color.

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mikeyl 0

Good point, im just trying to make a point that camo isn't the only thing thats not a true color. I really dont even care that much, just had nothing better to do.

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Shokz992 0

Mikeyl - Wrong. Maybe we should start talking about the electromagnetic spectrum; there are an infinite number of colours, it's just that "camouflage" isn't the name given to any individual part of the visible spectrum - it can be many different colours and indeed in general a mix of two or more different colours.

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BleuPapillon 0

Do you have any brain cells left? You can't say that's a shallow reason because it isn't a reason. It's background information on the character of the man the OP was dumped for.

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stinkytruck 0

because you are a pussy

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blaked 0

this happened to me before too! and there is no reason to say his life sucks cause he has an idiot girlfriend

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