It burns

By WTF - 16/03/2011 22:05

Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
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perdix 29

I hope you did the Pee Wee Herman Tequila dance in the ER waiting room. That woulda showed him.

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truehitman2010 0

idiot everyone knows your suppost to use vodka

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shinydragonmist 0

he must have wanted to wear somes tequila contacts to see the effects of tequila on one's perception

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Fafnir956 8

You know... he is right. Ethanol is very effective at killing bacteria, aka germs. It was dumb to put it in his eye since it kills almost every kind of cell, but YOU are the moron for not knowing that he was at least half right!

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docscientist 9

Who said OP didn't know. Op quoted the son, and called him a moron for putting in the contacts.

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Angi95 3

Yes let put alcohol in our contacts that's a great idea. WTF. He was definatley right a out that one.

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Prankster7o7 5

That sounds like that one time when I washed my eyes out with the disinfectant instead of the saline solution, I think I cried.

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sonspeedy 4

is he still living at home? if so that also makes him a lazy moron.

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underpaid011 0

the acorn never falls far from the oak tree. you passed on the moron gene.

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PJATOSROCKS09 0

Sort of mean to call him a moron...just sayin'.

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