It burns

By WTF - 16/03/2011 22:05

Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
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perdix 29

I hope you did the Pee Wee Herman Tequila dance in the ER waiting room. That woulda showed him.

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truehitman2010 0

idiot everyone knows your suppost to use vodka

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hatesboners 0

Technically, he's not wrong. Tequila will kill germs. He just didn't think about how much it would hurt....

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Shenronlock 7

"Son, I am dissapoint."

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Aoifexzx 3

YDI cause u sound like such a bitch for calling him a moron! Jesus poor son if everything he does warrants a name calling

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Angi95 3

I think everybody is freaking out too much over the parent calling their son a moron. You guys are a bunch of babies I highly doubt OP means it. My parents call me retarded when I do stupid stuff. They still love me and OP probably still loves there son. It's not a big deal the parent probably called him worse in person.

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yourmurderscenex 13

i know right, people are just overly sensitive. my mom has called my brother and i morons plenty of times and i didn't go cry in a corner. she was right and i bet her son will agree with her on that one.

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Angi95 3

People do stupid shit it's that simple and deserve to be called morons its part of being human. Everybody just needs to grow a pair and chill out.

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mrkhan17 8

was he drunk off his ass when he did it?

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BOSS3000 0

probably lied to you OP. this has been all over the new; people pouring alcohol down their eyes so they don't have to taste it. it also gets you wasted quicker

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