It's a conspiracy!

By Pox - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got chickenpox. I'm 28 and having chickenpox as an adult is excruciatingly painful. When I told my boss I wasn't going to be at work today because of chickenpox he replied, "That's the worst excuse I've ever heard. Adults don't get chickenpox." He then fired me. FML
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chili10 18

you should have taken a picture and sent it to him or something.

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agamid 1

unfair dismissal! get the union on him.

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Major_General 10

I'm pretty sure Illinois is an "at will" state, and likely the OP doesn't belong to a union anyway.

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zargon 1

"At will" has exceptions in the US, the most famous of which are probably the discrimination laws. However, FMLA covers the exceptions for serious debilitating illness (and adult chicken pox has legal precedence for being counted as such), so wrongful termination is still on the table. The only other factor at hand is that FMLA does not apply to companies with fewer than 50 employees. Without more information about OP, we really have no way of knowing whether or not this actually will be covered, but it's at least worth informing OP about the possibility.

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atomicmrpelly 2

So take pictures, get a doctor's note and if he doesn't reinstate you with higher pay sue his ass!

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AllieTheAwesome 0

My mom had the ChickenPoxs at 32! but thats because when she was a kid she never had them and she had never gotten the shot for them. but tell your exboss to shove it because adults can get them!! your exboss was a dumb @$$hole

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whippymcdumb4zs 0

you can sue for wrongful termination

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Cypherrr 13

You should actually get a doctors note for proof. That way you can get your job back and prove to you're boss you're correct and he's a dick. :]

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KylesGirl52 0

What a d-bag. Goto work and prove him wrong!

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cherry72 13

that's a lawsuit right there. go to the dr 1st to verify the chicken pox then contact a lawyer ASAP. seriously.

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Jasonf6 0

Get a doctor's certificate and then sue the shit out of him for wrongful dismissal.

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mad_hatter0666 22

ok. he is a moron. can you say "law suit?"

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