It's the thought that counts, right?

By kdmoney - 23/09/2011 06:16 - United States

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Today, my mother said I'm slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution? Buying me a vibrator. FML
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saIty 17

Just stick a picture of him on your little friend. Use it well young Jedi.

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mrjude 3

Well, at least you didn't have to buy your own.

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mrjude 3

In reply to the other person whose boyfriend left for Fresno state: They're going to get drunk and gay together. Everybody experiments in college. It's why I haven't been able to hold it as much since back then. :(

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perfectT_fml 0

Fresno? To hot there lol. But bummer

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Zillie 4

This is awesome IMO. I have a mom who is exactly like that, & I know it can be awkward as hell. Be grateful, though. I'm sure it's just as awkward for her, but she cares enough to do it anyway. Plus, she knows what the hell she's talking about! Use it & be happy :)

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BritLass 15

Your mother is certainly a character! Atleast she's trying to.. erm.. help? :D

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raralovesyew 3

Lol I'm reading this while in the Fresno State library right now. I'm sorry about your bf though.

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123289 0

Well at least shes trying to make you feel better. She's failing at it but at least she's trying

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