It's the thought that counts, right?

By kdmoney - 23/09/2011 06:16 - United States

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Today, my mother said I'm slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution? Buying me a vibrator. FML
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saIty 17

Just stick a picture of him on your little friend. Use it well young Jedi.

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Ebony101 0

What an excellent solution! Wish my mum would do that for me....

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lizliz23 0

lol @ least ur mom is cool bout this stuff but still lmfao

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perdix 29

Don't be a buzz-kill, try it. Your mom wanted to see you shaken, not stirred. She could have spent a bit more and gotten you a gigolo. Also, she worried about you because you are dating someone who went to Fresno on purpose.

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Perdition 4

So true - I'd be worried about someone's mental state if they chose to go to Fresno. It's a terrible, terrible place.

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docscientist 9

I'd be depressed if I knew someone willingly went to Fresno, too.

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ImDB8 0

Stop complaining! You know you like it

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