Depression, Sextoys and Intimacy: It's the thought that counts, right?

It's the thought that counts, right?

By kdmoney - 23/09/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, my mother said I'm slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution? Buying me a vibrator. FML

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By Sarah - 25/08/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By Ab - 10/02/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

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By wet dreams - 12/02/2016 17:46 - United States - Cartersville

Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2015 16:58 - United Kingdom - Exminster

Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 05:57 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML

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By ToysforHire - 22/09/2018 03:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend secretly purchased a vibrator and has been using it for the past two weeks. When I confronted her, her only argument was "It's made me cum more times than you could." FML

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By anon - 09/09/2013 15:15 - United States - Mantua

Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a quieter vibrator. - Mom and Dad." FML

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chell1894 13

Friday 23 September 2011 12:15

I like it!

saIty 17

Friday 23 September 2011 12:19

Just stick a picture of him on your little friend. Use it well young Jedi.

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TraceCase_ 19

Friday 23 September 2011 15:06

Try and look us in the eye and say you haven't tried it out yet... You can't.

justablonde67 4

Friday 23 September 2011 15:07

My boyfriend left for Fresno state too!

emilo_fml 0

Friday 23 September 2011 15:08

Don't go into depression! It's a hard world to get out of During chemo ugh! I hope the gift helps?

p33lzhear 6

Friday 23 September 2011 15:19

your mom is awesome. Those things can be expensive, use it well

ohxdamnxkay02 12

Friday 23 September 2011 15:45

that is not an FML.. that is a MLIB(:

mic203 2

Friday 23 September 2011 15:51

use it!

deomarie 1

Friday 23 September 2011 16:14

Go Dogs!!!!!!!

bincoo 0

Friday 23 September 2011 16:15

Momma knows what's up..!

paramor3 23

Friday 23 September 2011 16:19

Oh how considerate of her...yikes lol!! Haha, you're in the clear as long as she doesn't insist on showing you how to use it!!

kp4294 2

Friday 23 September 2011 16:22

Wish that would have happened to me. Lol!!

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It's the thought that counts, right?

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