School, Stalker and Miscellaneous: It wasn't me

It wasn't me

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 497

You deserved it 1 766

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 06:10 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 226

You deserved it 1 196

By cmart_9 - 29/10/2013 04:24 - United States - Clayton

Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

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You deserved it 4 473

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 850

You deserved it 110

By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 694

You deserved it 28 270

By Lily - 21/02/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 535

You deserved it 3 265

By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 948

You deserved it 224

By hazlanz216 - 06/10/2011 22:28 - Canada

Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 948

You deserved it 2 173

By planking champion - 17/10/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 093

You deserved it 80 369

By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 839

You deserved it 243

By mayerstexmex69 - 08/11/2012 15:52 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of 2 guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 817

You deserved it 2 260

Queen_bee1234 21

Friday 4 December 2015 17:41

Some bitches just want to feel important.

KhaleesiDannie 26

Friday 4 December 2015 17:41

You obviously took all the same classes so you could stalk her more efficiently*sarcasm font*

Comments

MariaGiovanni 25

Friday 4 December 2015 18:54

Uh tell your parents. Show the principal. Don't accept that crap. You didn't do anything wrong.

loubabe69 19

Friday 4 December 2015 19:17

What a self-centered attention bitch, when you go back tell her to go **** herself.. When she tells get the principle alone and tell him you think she's obsessed with you.

Richard6036 13

Friday 4 December 2015 19:25

It's truly unfortunate because this will be on your permanent record, and what you need to do is resolve the issue with the principal and tell the bitch that she's not important not to stalk anyway

Inquisitor11 5

Friday 4 December 2015 19:54

Detention doesn't go on your permanent record.

drodgon52 3

Friday 4 December 2015 19:42

can't tell if you're sarcastic or nah.

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 4 December 2015 19:43

Did you at least tell her what time it was? Chika chika yeeeaah!

TheFount 21

Friday 4 December 2015 20:08

thank you gynocentrism. check out theredpill

leogachi 15

Friday 4 December 2015 23:06

@33 The funny thing about TRP is that you're exactly like the "feminists" that you equate all women to. One woman did something stupid and that somehow means all women are stupid. Some women are stupid, some men are stupid. It's just the way life is.