It wasn't me

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
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Queen_bee1234 21

Some bitches just want to feel important.

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KhaleesiDannie 26

You obviously took all the same classes so you could stalk her more efficiently*sarcasm font*

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Enkeria 30

That happened to me once. I had someone tell the dean I was stalking them even though we had 6 classes together. She claimed I had changed her schedule and when the dean looked, he let me go with a warning. Maybe you should tell your parents and have them argue with your principle. That isn't cool

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ericp96 10

Yell in front of her and everybody around "no i dont wanna date you leave me alone"

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JackFaire 27

"Stalking her" points at the girl the Principal says you're stalking turn towards girl, "Uhm who the hell are you?"

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Wadlaen 23

This should be pretty easy to prove, as the school should have access to both of your schedules...

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