JESUS CHRIST!

By rubmytummy - 10/06/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I was helping my church clean up a park. I was given a sledgehammer and told to break up a concrete picnic table so we could haul it off. About halfway through, I swung the sledgehammer REALLY hard, completely missed the table, and hit myself in the shin. FML
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Poonheart 0

That must have shattered your shin... -.-

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justxmyxluck 0

I'm cringing just reading this. Well at least you didn't hit your crotch. That would just about kill you. =/

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dr_house_MD 0

how the hell do you miss a picnic table????????

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Lythiaren 8

Well, it's a good thing you didn't break your leg, but still ow. :s Hope you can still walk okay.

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GodsNightmare21 0

THIS IS NOT RED FACTION: GUERRILLA! YOU ARE NOT ALEC MASON!

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Lifesucksdodrugs 0

YDI for helping an organization devoted to an imaginary friend.

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thuryn 2

#132 / vossy: OP already responded. SHE just got a bruise, fortunately. OP: I'll rub your tummy if it'll make you feel better. ;)

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Junaeffer 0

#136, No. God is Love and you are made in his image in likeness Bless ya :]

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grnddragn32 0

^.^ i said it was an 8 foot reach, thats counting your arms too. the proper motion would put the sledge into the ground 3 feet in front of you. buuuut, since you were doing it wrong, at least the damage couldn't have been that bad. plus the proper technique has to be taught (people aren't born knowing how to use sledgehammers....) soooo, as someone who has worked in both legal, construction and fire crew, you could own the crap out of whoever was in charge ;p

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