Jesus, um well I mean hahaha to funny

That's what you get for vandalizing a public park with your cult buddies. Maybe if you pray hard enough you can fix your broken shins :P

Where is your god now?! haha, YDI for believing in god.

that's what you get. you should've had the priest bless the hammer before you started. but seriously, 52 and 58 are right. there's no way that (even if you somehow managed to miss a gigantic picnic table) you would hit yourself in the shin, unless you were standing right next to it or using a sledgehammer with an impossibly short handle. YDI for not knowing how to swing a sledgehammer. and if you DID hit yourself in the shin (while swinging hard enough to break up a concrete picnic table) you'd definitely have broken your leg. and who even has concrete picnic tables? i was under the impression that they were normally made of wood. also, i find it hilarious that there are so many atheists/agnostics posting on this. i particularly like number 166.

Get well soon.

god must hate you :)

oh man, i felt like i was gonna throw up after reading this

#21..He said "just about..." and please do not take it in a literal sense....you reek of stupidity. I'm confused how you miss with a sledgehammer. I have done many projects where you use one to break up all sorts of things. I've broken up 20ftx3ft sections of walkway with one and never had a problem using it. Though I suppose on a smaller scale..I was using a hammer to nail base boards down before I laid down flooring in a kitchen. Each board required 36x10 nails..about 360 nails each. I did 6 boards. In that time I hit my left thumb in the same spot four times... My nail turned black and ended up falling off. *sigh

Strike one.

They always say no good deed goes unturned. Sucks for you man, hope you're ok!