Health, Painful and Injury: JESUS CHRIST!

JESUS CHRIST!

By rubmytummy - 10/06/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I was helping my church clean up a park. I was given a sledgehammer and told to break up a concrete picnic table so we could haul it off. About halfway through, I swung the sledgehammer REALLY hard, completely missed the table, and hit myself in the shin. FML

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By PlsForget - 18/08/2016 21:47 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was volunteering at a neighborhood house tutoring a bunch of kids. Everything was going fine until one of them jumped on the table I was at, which broke and hit my knee. I swore in front of all the kids and my volunteer coordinator. FML

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Self report

By Bonk - 04/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML

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Dumb, but relatable

By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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Accidents will happen

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By Jopes - 10/05/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML

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Always wear protective gear

By Anonymous - 06/06/2020 14:02

Today, while nailing a board down, I hit my thumb with the hammer. As I reached to console my throbbing finger, I dropped the hammer on my foot. When I went down to hold my foot, I smacked my head on the board. Now I've got a concussion, a smashed finger, and a bruised foot. FML

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You deserved it 692

Dumpstered

By KO: - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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What? How? Why?

By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 22:01 - United States - Boise

Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML

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Poonheart 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:02

That must have shattered your shin... -.-

justxmyxluck 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:06

I'm cringing just reading this. Well at least you didn't hit your crotch. That would just about kill you. =/

Comments

ihatebunnys2 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:38

how do u miss a big concrete table w/ a sledge hammer

smokey420 2

Saturday 27 February 2010 1:18

haha you believe in a supernatural being

hockeylover7171 0

Friday 2 April 2010 23:52

lol 235

sexiibitch013 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 7:10

Excuse me sweetie, but are you blonde? :D

Kai58 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 23:24

either you smashing "really hard" is the weakest thing ive ever heard of? or your legs are as strong...as metal XD or youre just that fat to avoid the impact and yeah......theres no way your leg is intact after a sledgehammer hits it with a "really hard" swing...i think you just let it drop and went with it xDD but either way...wow xD faill

Poepiepiesie 3

Thursday 19 August 2010 1:15

Why would god not protect his apparently retarded servants? Maybe because HE IS NOT REAL. When you are so desperate to interpret certain happenings as signs at least let it work both ways.

daaahahaha 4

Sunday 26 September 2010 13:04

Funny how its mostly atheists who feel a need to go pyscho and hurl abuse and tear down christianity and persistently argue like annoying stubborn little children about how god aint real and shit when people brings up the subject of being a christian or something related and they call us the crazy preachy ones phahahaha I AM A JESUS FRRREEEAAKKKKKK :D

kurato 6

Saturday 19 March 2011 15:21

glad you said most. Because I am an atheist and I respect your belief, the only reason I dislike some strong believer is because they try to change my belief or arguing with people from other religion about which God is real/superior. From what I see, if God give you hope that help you get through life, then so be it. -Cheer