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Jump on me, I beg you

By RachelVanLannen9 - 12/07/2010 01:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML

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JordynnLOL 11

Monday 12 July 2010 9:04

surely a girl rides a guy? ..

beastlycass 0

Monday 12 July 2010 9:04

ouch that sucks. go buy a vibrator

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Olsen97 0

Monday 12 July 2010 11:14

okeyyy

baby_lyn17 0

Monday 12 July 2010 11:19

your boyfriend rides you?!?! that's um....great!?....

puggfuggly 0

Monday 12 July 2010 11:30

I'm pretty sure it would be easier to ride on a pogo stick at least twice a day than it would be to ride OP twice a day unless you are rely horny and want to bang a lot. so I dont see the FML

dunni786 0

Monday 12 July 2010 12:02

how old is he? five?

Etherpirate 2

Monday 12 July 2010 12:05

It's been one day. I'm sure he still likes "riding" you more.

aardvarkish 16

Monday 12 July 2010 12:38

That's terrible! Where are you?

EvilCupcake8361 9

Monday 12 July 2010 12:42

buy a *****, problem solved ;)

xThatAsianGurlx 0

Monday 12 July 2010 12:51

try jumping maybe he'll take an interest haha

MzMegs 20

Monday 12 July 2010 13:04

More THAN he rides you.

XxCrazygirlxX 0

Monday 12 July 2010 13:31

Lol nice. Did he name it yet??

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