Jump scare

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
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1800getalife 0

you gf is the man of the house...

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boatkicker 4

It's impossible to pee yourself when you're startled? Completely not. You know how when people are startled they often involuntarily flinch? Well now consider that you have a rather full bladder, but are waiting for a better time to get up. Involuntary muscle twitch of the wrong muscles, makes it entirely possible to wet yourself.

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Carbonchild 0

Guess she will be wearing the pants from now on eh?

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KurouTenshi 0

LOL seriously?! xD ahahahahahah good job!!

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perdix 29

See if you can get her to sleep on the wet spot.

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screwball111 0

that was a clever one! ~yur welcome

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iliart_iliart 0

Perdix please, you can't leave me wanting after you like this. I love you. Marry me now.

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trickyd 0

Mmmm ever thought of huggies day and nights? Illart you actually creep me out and im a therapist ( redundent) but still ...

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MattC13 0

Hopefully you darkened your pants because she screamed.

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screwball111 0

maybe you should get that girl a muzzle! haha and wear a diaper cowboi! ~yur welcome!

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lefty03 0

fake fake fake. if you knew anything about the human body at all (the sympathetic response to be more specific), you would know that this is literally impossible. nice try though. if I were writing this FML I would have atleast made my gf the one who peed so I didn't sound like such a bitch but oh well

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boatkicker 4

It's impossible to pee yourself when you're startled? Completely not. You know how when people are startled they often involuntarily flinch? Well now consider that you have a rather full bladder, but are waiting for a better time to get up. Involuntary muscle twitch of the wrong muscles, makes it entirely possible to wet yourself.

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lefty03 0

maybe you should read up on what I was sayin before you form an opinion. because it will not happen. your body won't allow it there's no "if's and's or but's" with this. as the amazing tool Dane Cook once said "shut your lips and learn".

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zippit09 0

You might well be right, but in that case post something more than "you don't know anything, you're wrong". Prove you're right or stfu.

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evan28 0

you are a little bitch man. pussy!

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