Jump scare

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 055
You deserved it 14 020
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1800getalife 0

you gf is the man of the house...

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boatkicker 4

It's impossible to pee yourself when you're startled? Completely not. You know how when people are startled they often involuntarily flinch? Well now consider that you have a rather full bladder, but are waiting for a better time to get up. Involuntary muscle twitch of the wrong muscles, makes it entirely possible to wet yourself.

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bnizzle 0

Wow. Manly of you. haha.

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revbeast 0

are u like 4 years old? cause peeing on yourself is really weird if ur over 10 years old

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x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Well, I personally love horror movies. Which one did you watch?

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firecopy 6

unless you were watching the movie naked I don't see the problem...

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king_allyson 0

Lol why would yuu watch a movie naked?

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Snake_Monkey 0

WHAT THE **** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? HE JUST PISSED HIMSELF. IT IS POSSIBLE TO PEE CLOTHED.

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Giant85 0

they were talking to 37...

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trickyd 0

#56 And breathe count to 10 make small circles with your finger the straight jacket is on its way x

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firecopy 6

I don't know about you but I usualy watch scary movies with the lights off.

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mrclean3377 0

shouldn't have drank that cocacola

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99MDC 0

Well, get your soggy ass up off the couch and go buy a pack of diapers or even a rubber band and a clothespin.

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Nic_hole 0

hahaha aww that's funny :) what ur gf say about it?!

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