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Jump scare

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML

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Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By Bianka05 - 19/07/2017 20:00

Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML

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1800getalife 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:04

you gf is the man of the house...

boatkicker 4

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:09

It's impossible to pee yourself when you're startled? Completely not. You know how when people are startled they often involuntarily flinch? Well now consider that you have a rather full bladder, but are waiting for a better time to get up. Involuntary muscle twitch of the wrong muscles, makes it entirely possible to wet yourself.

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nija666 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:41

lmao! what are you 9 years old?!? what a puss.

iGreen_Day 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:53

I wouldn't pee myself watching a horror movie at 9 years old...

NatyBoo 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:41

omg did she notice because that would really suck

blastvortex 3

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:46

That's why you go to the bathroom before the movie. *bonk* Duh.

xriley 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:22

I hear water sports ...OP ur such a scaredy cat... were u watch ima a sissy

foodlover123 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:34

wow if u haven't notice the movie is rated PG13 and if u are older then haha **** ur life!!!!!

Bertha5 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:02

ahahah! sadd;) it happens ....to you! aha

PimhNL 3

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:29

hahahaha

mckkayua 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:29

duude that sucks. go pee before a scary movie from now on

MelMel1997 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:37

HA HA HA!!!! LOL!!! That comment almost made me pee my pants! :) I showed my dad that and he couldn't breath cuz it was so funny!

Kockdiesel 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:44

don't be a lil' bitch next time.

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