Jump scare

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
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1800getalife 0

you gf is the man of the house...

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boatkicker 4

It's impossible to pee yourself when you're startled? Completely not. You know how when people are startled they often involuntarily flinch? Well now consider that you have a rather full bladder, but are waiting for a better time to get up. Involuntary muscle twitch of the wrong muscles, makes it entirely possible to wet yourself.

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lmfao69withurmom 0

samething happend to me but I jizzed in my pants

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containsnosoy 0

So THIS is why some people cover their couch in plastic....

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Kirlyfoo 9

ha ha u r a bitch white boy who pissed himself ur a reterd asshole get a life

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539533 0

hHahahaahahahahahaha(: that's funny

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