It's ok hun. Just tell your Mommy you don't want to be on the next episode of "Toddlers and Tiaras" and she might stop forcing you to get those spray tans.

All I have to say about tanning is that I hate when I see really fair people get a spray-on tan. They end up looking really unnatural. It is NOT attractive.

This is the only FML in a long while that made me "Awwww."

haahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaha

I will admit, loud noises wil startle me. I don't like them (funny cause I like guns) But seriously... Seriously... piss yourself from a noise??? what in the world.

haha @ the chihuahua comment (#13). I hate chihuahua's.

That's kind of weird that you'd wet yourself over a loud noise. PTSD? For all of you saying "just go outside in the sun", you are uninformed and giving bad health advice. Whether it's in a tanning bed or outside under the sun, you'll likely get skin cancer or look like a leather bag when you're 35. Those spray tans don't even look fake if you only use them once a week. You only start looking orange after you do it 2 or 3 times in a row. And it doesn't matter for how long you lay out; the risk is higher and the longer you do it the higher the risk gets. Our skin is not made to roast like a turkey's (which is what is happening when you tan out in the sun or in a bed). Just because the sun is "natural" doesn't mean it's good for you.

I agree with #42 because she showers before she eats pickles :-D

I think you shouldn't have gone there if you knew that you were claustrophobic

I've never been so scared that I've come even remotely close to pissing myself. And I've had my fair share of near-death experiences. You're the biggest pussy ever. YDI. As for whoever had to go in after you, FTL.