Intimacy: Kinky

Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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You deserved it 7 879

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By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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You deserved it 4 026

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 08:29 - United States - Inglewood

Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML

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You deserved it 44 403

By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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You deserved it 4 582

By caligirl921 - 11/12/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML

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You deserved it 21 132

By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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You deserved it 26 877

By Toomuchisoutofcontrol - 21/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML

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You deserved it 1 012

By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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You deserved it 13 692

My pleasure

By never again - 29/07/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, a bit buzzed, I finally gave in to my boyfriend's request and gave him a rimjob. I was licking away when I suddenly realized what I was doing, leapt off the bed, and ran to the toilet to puke. FML

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You deserved it 531

Bad timing

By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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You deserved it 3 465

Cool moves, bro

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 09:45

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

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You deserved it 5 692

deviable 9

Monday 9 January 2012 12:07

So since you didn't have sex I guess you decided to "hit the sack"? Eh? No? Ok then.

emvictoria 9

Monday 9 January 2012 11:56

I bet that's going to turn him of kinky stuff for a while.

Comments

BadBoyz90210 0

Monday 9 January 2012 12:52

Thats a bit past kinky... more dominatrix but hey some guys like REALLY rough sex... o_O

Amrel 10

Monday 9 January 2012 14:21

I dont consider vomit rough sex. Its a whole new meaning too unsafe sex

christyxbee 15

Monday 9 January 2012 12:55

Well that's just nuts!!

AnagenisisZagus 13

Monday 9 January 2012 14:11

I'll give you one for trying, friend.

mack_the_knife 3

Monday 9 January 2012 13:04

You're on the right track, can't get much kinkier than that =))

lemonsquid 6

Monday 9 January 2012 13:54

I DO agree. Your life is horrible.

perdix 29

Monday 9 January 2012 14:20

He needs to wear a cup to have safe sex with you. Think of the money you'll save on condoms! I'm surprised no one else has come up with such an obvious solution. YWIA!

princess09 3

Monday 9 January 2012 14:23

Did you have silk sheets?

Ninetales247 2

Monday 9 January 2012 14:27

Well OP, At least you didnt get hit!

I_Punch_Babies 7

Monday 9 January 2012 14:31

this is more of an fml for the guy than the op

ladyLALAA 28

Monday 9 January 2012 15:16

Do you ever post a comment that doesn't get moderated??

FMLsOhilarious 6

Monday 9 January 2012 14:44

I didn't even know it was a possibility for guys to puke because of that. Way to go OP; this should be his FML, not yours. However, it can go both ways. Just try to be careful next time you and him get kinky.