Kinky

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Spicy
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
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Spencer_CDS 0

Might want to be a bit more specific next time. Lol.

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Dillybar 0

Should've asked him to eat you out if he was so hungry...

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gemmaFML 0

You say your boyfriend yet apparently you're a guy. Wtf?

1 14
paperfox_fml 0

How did you make it to 15 years of age without learning that gay people exist? o.O

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myanichole 22

It's the 21st century. Don't act like it's all that surprising and unusual.

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survivalism 0

So, you told him to do whatever he wanted, and then got mad at him for doing what he wanted? OP is definitely a woman.

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lacedheadbands 0

i agree with #22. lately a lot of the FML's have to do with sex and sandwiches...

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youaresofucked 0

if think its your bf's way of saying he wants toi be sandwiched - in a threesome of course

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krisDEE 0

So your a dude,but you need a condom? If your with your boyfriend? Hmmm,thats odd.

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TerraofDarkness 0

@#49 DUH, condoms aren't just to prevent pregnancy, they also prevent AIDS and other STDs from spreading. Just because they're gay (if the gender is right) doesn't mean they shouldn't be safe.

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spongebobrocks 0

Okay, wow. Why do they need a condom? Dear lord, are you THAT dumb..? So what if they're gay? They still need a condom to prevent (like #54 said) a myriad of STDs...

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DickVanDyke 0

He's trying to ask why he needs a condom with his boyfriend. In a sense, why would you need a condom with your boyfriend? You both shouldn't have any STD's if you've been faithful.

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medfly 2

I'm sure all those people who were too unfortunate to have been infected from their mothers with AIDS are totally unfaithful because of this... he may have had sex before they met, and there are also other ways to get infected (although they're considerably less common).

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xoxoCheer 0

You're so lucky to have someone that's not serious all the time.

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letitbe56 0

Come on...sex just isn't the same if your stomach is growling! Did he bring enough to share? If not, FYL.

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